July 25, 2011

Summer of Redemption!




Two updates in the same month...shocking, I know.


Today, as the first taste of the Summer of Redemption, I would like to talk a little bit about M Night Shyamalan’s fourth film, The Village (all the stuff he made before The Sixth Sense doesn’t count and you know it). I don’t claim to be the founder of the “I Hate M Night” club, but I do know that I was a pretty early member. I was not charmed or amused by The Sixth Sense at all, and went into all of his movies after that with my mind pretty much made up.1 As I’ve grown older – and wiser, ideally – I’ve tried to curb the instinct that leads to such uninformed contempt.


Nevertheless, it’s hard for me to watch a film and find it redeemable when I know that at some point the rug is going to be pulled out from underneath me. This is one of the reasons why Psycho does so many things well than pretty much all of Shyamalan’s films do pretty damn poorly: Hitchcock’s films do not always have a “twist,” and even then the endings don’t always rewrite the entire movie (as they do in The Sixth Sense). This is also one of the reasons why Unbreakable is Shyamalan’s best film, because I expected a twist that changed everything and was pleasantly surprised when there was none. The twist in The Sixth Sense changes the meaning of every single scene in the film, even if it means making those scenes incomprehensible and otherwise impossible. Unbreakable is not fundamentally changed by its ending, and the narrative of the film is not damaged by the reality of the story. It is unquestionably Shyamalan’s best film by any criteria.2 The unfortunate part is that I didn’t see Unbreakable until long after I first watched The Village. If I had, The Village might have had a fighting chance.


In retrospect, I admit that I first watched The Village – to quote myself3 – “like an asshole”: I didn’t give the film much opportunity to win me over and scrutinized every single detail so that I could justify hating it. One of my close friends watched The Village in the theatre and told me that he figured out Shyamalan’s twist seven minutes into the movie.4 As a result, I went to see The Village in the theatre myself, and I was determined to figure out the twist as soon as possible and locate every possible moment when that twist conflicted with the narrative of the film.5 Like my friend, I figured out the secret to The Village about ten minutes into the movie, but then wrote off that explanation because, frankly, it was just too stupid.6 Then when it turned out that I was right, I was completely dumbfounded.


In the end, the verdict went something like this: Bryce Dallas Howard is a very cute but ultimately annoying actress, Adrien Brody is as unwatchable as ever,7 and William Hurt is stiffer than he has ever been. The film is visually beautiful but sloppily composed, often feeling like a puzzle with missing pieces that someone is trying to force together anyway rather than a composed picture. And it goes without saying that the film’s ending is a cheap and childish copout that renders the film virtually meaningless and incomprehensible.8


So, after years of putting up with dreck like Lady in the Water and The Happening,9 I decided to revisit The Village after a friend told me that it was his favorite of Shyamalan movie. I made an earnest effort to watch the movie in a manner unlike an asshole and tried to follow the story and care about the characters without investing that much in the final reality of the movie.10 The following is the result of that experiment!


This time around, I actually found the film – particularly the first half – to be a genuinely interesting love story and a surprisingly thrilling mystery. I even think that certain scenes border on being something really great, namely the wedding ceremony and the discussion between Ivy and Lucius on the porch the night after the animals attack. Basically, when the story focuses more on human drama and less on a largely unnecessary monster story, it really thrives. The Village could fit nicely into a more standard formula,11 but it can’t because that’s the way Shyamalan wants it.


This is precisely the tragedy of Shyamalan and his “twists.” If The Village didn’t end the way it did, I would consider it one of the best dramas of the twenty-first century. As much as I find the film enjoyable and redeemable now, the fact remains that The Village still has incredible problems because it is burdened with the brutal weight of Shyamalan’s love of the twist. The love story and all the characters are trivialized by the sheer absurdity of the situation they actually live in. In my eyes, this really prevents Shyamalan’s film from being legitimately great and, similarly, from being completely redeemed. The ending is just so stupid and needless – even after multiple viewings – that it undoes almost everything this film works to create.


Nevertheless, The Village is still a visually captivating film: the design and architecture are beautiful, and the color schemes are wonderful and actually manage to add to the movie. I continue to find William Hurt’s performance incredibly wooden,12 and the mystery of his character’s relationship with Alice Hunt (Sigourney Weaver) continues to befuddle me. I still have tremendous issues with Bryce Dallas Howard’s performance, but I realized this time around that it was more due to the way Ivy is written than the way Howard interprets the character. It’s not necessarily a matter of her being unable to play a blind character, but rather that her character is supposed to do things that ultimately make her look very silly.13


My friend told me that he can overlook a lot that goes on in The Village because he looks at it like a fairy tale. I think the context of the first half of the film allows for that, but after Lucius gets stabbed, the ending of the movie14 (and the setup leading to it) creates a situation that prevents the rescue-and-salvation mission from really being the stuff of bedtime stories. The biggest issue with this film – which is symptomatic of some other Shyamalan films – is that it feels like two different films fused together. Honestly, watch The Village and ask yourself if the second half feels, looks, or even sounds like the first half. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that M Night had ideas for two separate films and then decided to edit them down and try to make them fit together. Well, I don’t think they do fit together much at all, and the result is a film that really suffers from being somewhat scatterbrained and ultimately inadequate.


So, my feeling at this point is that The Village can certainly be watched and even enjoyed, but one has to give Shyamalan a lot of wiggle room and credit15 to not feel cheated by what the ending does to this film. It’s sad, really. This film isn’t an unenjoyable story as much as it is an example of failed potential. Shyamalan always feels motivated to do his thing, and worst part is that even when he doesn’t – see Lady in the Water16 – his storytelling falls right on its face. This, again, is why Unbreakable is Shyamalan’s best film: it is the only time when the revelation of Shyamalan’s “secret” fails (thankfully) to render the story that precedes it a stuttering lie.


I hope this little trip down memory lane was as fun for you as it was for me. Coming up soon: some journal entries, some ramblings about driving, and Michael Chabon’s The Mysteries of Pittsburgh. Will it be redeemed? Nobody knows!



1 – That is, that they would be overwrought, overdirected, sloppily written, and generally unenjoyable. I don’t mince words here: there was nothing I liked about his movies.

2 – I really mean it: acting, narrative arc, storytelling, imagery, directing…you name it.

3 – And you can ask anyone I know. I was talking about rewatching this movie for a long time and always said this about myself.

4 – He also told me that he pretty much hated it. Full disclosure!

5 – Like I said: I watched the movie like an asshole (even though this is an impossibly easy task for one of Shyamalan’s films).

6 – You know it, too. Even if you like this movie, you have to admit that the reality of The Village is unbelievably dumb and contrived. No one needs a strong editor more than M Night.

7 – And lends a lot of support to the position that there shouldn’t be movies that prominently feature mentally-handicapped characters. Honestly, how many of these performances are not compelling and sensitive but instead derivative and embarrassing? Eighty percent? Ninety?

8 – Honestly, how much sense does this movie make once you know the ending? If you go back and watch this film with a focus on what the ending tells you, it is an unbelievably cruel, stupid, and inane story.

9 – Lady in the Water is one of the most pathetic movies of the last twenty years, and The Happening (which I only watched for the first time recently) is one of the absolute silliest, most absurd films I’ve ever witnessed.

10 – This was probably not as hard for me as you might imagine, but it was still probably harder than it should have been.

11 –I know that part of Shyamalan’s supposed charm comes from a refusal to do just this, but it really would be nice if he ever considered something like, you know, genre.

12 – Yes, I realize that he’s a “man with a secret” and all that. He’s still wooden, even by those standards.

13 – Like running around the town and making turns as if she can sense the landscape, or running down the gravel path in the woods and miraculously moving in a straight line the whole time. Actually, most of it is about running. Don’t make blind characters run: it doesn’t make a lot of sense.

14 – I know I am hammering on about this, but that’s the effect of coming up with these endings that turn the entire film on its head. Just going along with these sorts of things allows filmmakers to cheat you with irrational stuff like this under the pretense of twists that seem “neat.” Fight for your rights, dammit!

15 – Which, as you might guess, I’m not willing to do.

16 – As much as I want to call it just another Shyamalan disaster, Lady in the Water doesn’t really fit his pattern at all. In that way, it had every chance to be something great, and turned out to be a real turd.

July 22, 2011

July 22, 2011 - Big plans and...complaining

As you might be able to tell, I’ve been struggling to keep update the blog regularly,1 and I am starting to think that part of the blame lies with my decision to create a short series – which has now become a pathetically long series – on the worst states to drive in. I believe this is the case for two reasons:


1 – It is really irritating to just sit and write about the things that piss you off and then analyze why and how they piss you off.

2 – It is not as easy as transcribing a journal entry written by a silly kid.


So, in an effort to make it through this summer without losing my fanbase,2 I am going to redouble3 my efforts and get this blog back into fighting shape. I am going to dig back through my journals and find entries for ridiculing,4 I am going to finish the worst states to drive in series,5 and I’m going to unveil another awesome project…the Summer of Redemption!6


This idea came up during a recent discussion when I was telling one of my friends – that is, one of the aforementioned friends who suggested that she has not only read my blog but actually kind of liked it (shocking!) – about how I had been revisiting a lot of movies and books that I had previously read and disliked to see if I still felt the same way. I explained that some of my opinions had changed, and since I am clearly in dire need of a kickstart around here, my friend told me that I should include these efforts to redeem these prior works of film and literature in my blog.


What this all means is that I can kind of maybe promise7 that I’m going to shake things up around here instead of posting every other month. Huzzah!


Until next time, here is a little dose of my eighth grade journal to hold you over. Enjoy!


Eight Grade Journal – December 5, 1996

FREE WRITE

(Complaining)


Jenni Makes Me Soooooo Mad.8 She Expects Me To Treat Her Like A Queen. She Says The Reason Why She Steals My Stuff, Cusses Me Out, And Hits Me With Stuff Is Because She Wants Me To Date Her.9 She Thinks She Can Make Me Feel Bad By Beating Me in The General Knowledge Test.10 I’ll Probably Quit The Quick Recall Team Because of Her.11 The Main Reason I’m Leaving Ashland For McCallie (Knoxville, Tennessee)12 Or Lexington Christian For High School Is To Get Away From Her. Chris K Really Ticks Me Off. Then Jenni Found Out I Was Leaving And Made This Huge Conspiracy Against Me Called The “Idea.” The “Idea” Is Some “Nice” Thing That They Are Going To Do For Me Or To Me.13 I Think The Idea Is Something Bad That They Want To Do To Me. A Reason For This Is I Heard Jenni Tell Eileen And Tasha That She Wanted To Play A Big Trick On Me Before I Left. I Was Talking To Chris K And He Swore That He’d Tell Me The Idea If He Found Out. Now He Knows, But He Won’t Tell Me.14 It’s Like His Word To Jenni Is More Important Than His Word To Me. I Think He Is Secretly In Love With Jenni.15 Why Else Would He Break His Word To me To Keep His Word To Her? I Hate Jenni. I Hate Eileen. I Hate Tasha. I Hate Jessica.16 They Steal Stuff From Me, Call Me Names, Cuss Me Out, Write Stupid Notes To Me, And Hit Me With Stuff ALL THE TIME. I Don’t Know How Everyone Expects Me To Like Jenni And/Or Go Out With Her.17



1 – Read: struggling to not be a lazy bastard.

2 – Which, by the way, I was thrilled to learn that I actually have. Having my friends come up to me and tell me that they enjoy reading the blog really made my day. Thanks to all of you.

3 – I only use this as a turn of phrase. We all know it’s going to take far more than twice as much effort to accomplish anything around here.

4 – Because let’s be honest: that’s why we’re all here.

5 – Just in time for summer to come to an end…

6 – Which, given my dedication to projects, is likely to become the Several Years of Redemption.

7 – That’s all the attachment or responsibility I can really muster at this point. Sorry?

8 – This is going to be something of a theme for the next 277 words or so. Strap in. Also, if you are Jenni: I am so sorry.

9 – In my defense, she did do all of those things. Also in my defense, her attempts to demonstrate her attraction (?) for me can’t be explained in any rational or sane way.

10 – If I assume this was her plan – which it clearly wasn’t – it appears to have worked.

11 – I doubt it. Bad bluff, kid.

12 – Or Chattanooga, Tennessee. You know, whichever.

13 – This part is hard to explain without me sounding like a huge jerk and/or douche. My friends planned a very sweet going-away party for me (which my Mom spoiled by telling me that I needed to “get dressed up” for what she assured me was a simple errand), but their secrecy made me question their intentions. I probably could have found it within myself to give them a little more credit. I still have the video of the party, by the way. Very touching stuff.

14 – This is a clear violation of the “bros before hos” policy. And yes: this rule applies even in eighth grade.

15 – I know it’s easy to assume that this is everyone else’s motivation for every thing they do, but this was an impulse I should have worked on curbing earlier in my life.

16 – So Jenni was in pretty good company, since I counted the girl I was completely smitten with in the list of girls I hated. Only an eighth-grade boy. Genius, I say.

17 – Because this was the time in life when there were no really good reasons not to go out with someone?